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Narrator: One day, Toad is serving his friends some recipes he made out of scratch. So to see what his friends like from him.
Mario: Okay, gang. Let’s try our food now!
Everyone begins to eat when Daisy eats a dish with peppers. Only to literally breath fire until she has water.
Daisy: TOAD!
Toad: (turning around confused) What?
Daisy: What peppers did you put in this?!
Toad: Jalapenos. Is something wrong? Try it again.
Daisy tries, but is unable to avoid the heat.
Daisy: I can’t do it.
Toadette tries the dish, but gets heated too.
Toadette: I can’t do it either.
Luigi: Toad, what did you put in that dish?
Toad: Jalapenos.
Yoshi: (looking in to dish) I don’t think those are jalapeños in there.
Luigi picks a pepper out. E. Gadd examines it.
E. Gadd: It IS a jalapeno. What’s it’s brand, Toad?
Toad: (picking up bag for jalapeños) Carlos the Lamp’s nuclear peppers. Jalapeños with hormones added for twice the kick.
Luigi: Bah, nevermind. I’m trying some milk.
Narrator: Luigi drinks his milk, only to spit it out when he notices it smells bad.
Luigi: Toad, it’s like you’re trying to kill us!
Toad: Now what.
Narrator: Now Toad looks at the milk.
Toad: This milk must be used by 9/27/96. Odd, this should still be fresh for about 25 years!
Narrator: You didn’t read it all, pal.
Toad: (reading) 9/27/96 B.C.E.
Yoshi: That’s it! I’m outta here.
Luigi: Me too!
Everyone leaves except Peach, Daisy and Mario. Who just watches.
Narrator: Oh, dear. Things are getting rough as the plot thickens. (For once, I might add.)
Peach, Daisy and Mario turn to see Toad beginning to cry.
Mario: I suggest you leave. I’ll deal with this.
Peach and Daisy leave.
Mario: Don’t cry, Toad. Not all your stuff was bad.
Toad: Not all of it?
Mario: Yeah, I liked your sirloin. Especially with all those onions and mushrooms on it. It was heaven.
Toad comes up and hugs Mario.
Fade to Peach walking around the nearby city.
Narrator: Meanwhile, the Princess is looking for the other members of the gang.
Peach: They can’t have gone that far…
Mario: Okay, gang. Let’s try our food now!
Everyone begins to eat when Daisy eats a dish with peppers. Only to literally breath fire until she has water.
Daisy: TOAD!
Toad: (turning around confused) What?
Daisy: What peppers did you put in this?!
Toad: Jalapenos. Is something wrong? Try it again.
Daisy tries, but is unable to avoid the heat.
Daisy: I can’t do it.
Toadette tries the dish, but gets heated too.
Toadette: I can’t do it either.
Luigi: Toad, what did you put in that dish?
Toad: Jalapenos.
Yoshi: (looking in to dish) I don’t think those are jalapeños in there.
Luigi picks a pepper out. E. Gadd examines it.
E. Gadd: It IS a jalapeno. What’s it’s brand, Toad?
Toad: (picking up bag for jalapeños) Carlos the Lamp’s nuclear peppers. Jalapeños with hormones added for twice the kick.
Luigi: Bah, nevermind. I’m trying some milk.
Narrator: Luigi drinks his milk, only to spit it out when he notices it smells bad.
Luigi: Toad, it’s like you’re trying to kill us!
Toad: Now what.
Narrator: Now Toad looks at the milk.
Toad: This milk must be used by 9/27/96. Odd, this should still be fresh for about 25 years!
Narrator: You didn’t read it all, pal.
Toad: (reading) 9/27/96 B.C.E.
Yoshi: That’s it! I’m outta here.
Luigi: Me too!
Everyone leaves except Peach, Daisy and Mario. Who just watches.
Narrator: Oh, dear. Things are getting rough as the plot thickens. (For once, I might add.)
Peach, Daisy and Mario turn to see Toad beginning to cry.
Mario: I suggest you leave. I’ll deal with this.
Peach and Daisy leave.
Mario: Don’t cry, Toad. Not all your stuff was bad.
Toad: Not all of it?
Mario: Yeah, I liked your sirloin. Especially with all those onions and mushrooms on it. It was heaven.
Toad comes up and hugs Mario.
Fade to Peach walking around the nearby city.
Narrator: Meanwhile, the Princess is looking for the other members of the gang.
Peach: They can’t have gone that far…
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The end is a perfect spot for my character Bobby Cortez to show up. Here's his first line of dialogue: "Ay! Names Bobby Cortez, nice to meetcha!" Is that good?