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Operation Castle Attack

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Operation: Castle Attack
Written by Matt Grisham :icongrishamanimation1: and Henry Banks
Animation Director: Monica Rupa :iconnintendrawer:
Directed by Henry Banks
Overseas Animation Studio: Rough Draft Studios (Seoul, South Korea)

Narrator: The devious Afrikaner Casper Jansen is sitting at this home. Which is on the halfway point of the rail line from Johannesburg to Bloemfontein. Or is it Bloemfontein to Johannesburg.

Roy knocks on the door. Casper Jansen opens the door.

Casper: Who are you? And why are you knocking at my door?

Roy: Who are we? Who are we? We'll tell ya who we are through a rap. Hit it!

The Koopalings start singing "The Koopaling Rap" which is a parody of the ATHF song "Mooninite Death March" but modified to be more kid-friendly.

Check it out y'all!
Check it, Check it out!

Casper shuts door

Roy: Wait, we’re Bowser’ nephews!

Bowser Jr: And his son!

Casper: (reopening door) Ugh. okay! But what do you want from me?

Ludwig: We can to ask you ideas for how to kidnap Peach.

Casper: You mean the Mushroom Princess?

Koopalings nod their heads.

Casper: Well, I have never been there me self. But my stooge has.

Ludwig: Can we meet him?

Casper: *yelling up stairs* Rocky Cheeser!

Rocky: *running down* Yeah, boss?

Casper: Some turtles want to speak to you!

Rocky: Who are you guys?

Roy: Who are we? Who are we? We'll tell ya who we are through a rap. Hit it!

The Koopalings start singing "The Koopaling Rap" which is a parody of the ATHF song "Mooninite Death March" but modified to be more kid-friendly.

Check it out y'all!
Check it, Check it out!
(repeat 1x)

Don't be afraid
When we carry out our weapons
Cause we come from King Dad's castle
And we come to electricfy ya

We got magic wand-zah
It will amaze ya
Our magic is real phat
So won't you just step back

Check it out y'all!
Check it, Check it out!
(repeat 1x)

We're the Koopalings
And you know that we're back
Everybody else in the Mushroom Kingdom
Know that we're bad
Three in the noon
We lookin' real cool
Know that we free
So get on your knees

Check it out y'all!
Check it, Check it out!
(repeat 3x)

We don't care, yo
This is who we be
We tell you all our names
And ya'll would see
We're Iggy, Lemmy, Morton, Roy
Ludwig, Wendy, Larry
Boy, we real crazy
We always love bein' mean

Check it out y'all!
Check it, Check it out!
(repeat 3x)

Check it out y'all!
Check it, Check it out!
(uh Check it out!)
(repeat 4x)

Check it out y'all!
Check it, Check it out!
(repeat 4x)

Roy: *turns to Rocky* Get it?

Rocky: Ugh. Yes, I get it! But what do you want from me?

Ludwig: We’re going to kidnap the mushroom princess.

Rocky: You mean Peach?

Bowser Jr: Yep, king dad will be happy.

Rocky: How am I part?

Ludwig: We want you to make ideas for us to use.

Rocky: (after pondering) OK, I need to talk to Mr. J.

Later, Rocky comes out.

Rocky: Mr. J says he’ll give us material for ideas.

All koopalings cheer.

Rocky: Shut up and come on. Mr. J will give orders from walkie talkies.

Later, all are at the castle.

Narrator: First. Ludwig who uses portable imitation electric boomerangs........

Ludwig: She’s with Mario right now, so I’m going to try and knock him out.

Casper: Okay, where exactly are they?

Ludwig: Peach’s bedroom.

Casper: I see…

Ludwig throws an electric boomerang at the Princess and Mario in the window, but misses and flies off

Mario: What was that?

*Peach looks around and shrugs.*

The couple goes elsewhere to talk. Cut back to Ludwig on the mountain.

Casper: Did you get him?

Ludwig: Drat! I've missed! *Ludwig gets zapped by his own electric boomerang, and falls off the mountain along with his other electric boomerangs. As he falls, on impact, he gets zapped by all of his electric boomerangs which causes them to explode.*

Casper: What happened?

Ooooooowwwww......

Narrator: Next was Bowser Jr. He tried to smash the castle with a wrecking ball.

Bowser Jr. came out with a wrecking ball machine.

Casper: okay, just swing it properly.

Bowser Jr.: Say, good night, Princess Peach.

Bowser Jr. tries smashing the kingdom with the wrecking ball machine, but it was indestructible causing Bowser Jr. and the machine to be smashed by a wrecking ball in the process. Bowser Jr. comes out of the wrecking ball, and felt dizzy in the head due to the wrecking.

Casper: Did it work?

Bowser Jr.: I hate it when I miss. *he faints.*

Narrator: Well, that’s torn it.

Lemmy and Rocky walk over to Peach's castle while bringing out a pogo stick.

Casper: What’s the idea?

Lemmy: The idea is I’m gonna try to jump into the castle.

Narrator: As Lemmy got on his pogo stick and bounced on it in an attempt to go into Peach's Castle.

Princess Peach is enjoying a cup of tea in her kind, quiet, and divine kitchen.

Cut to Peach in her kitchen, enjoying some tea.

Peach: Ah, this is the life.

She notices Lemmy bouncing up and down on his pogo stick out the window.

Peach: Mostly, that is.

Peach splashes a cup of tea on Lemmy's face.

Casper: You using a flamethrower?

Lemmy: AAAAAAAAH! IT BURRRRRRRNS!

Lemmy falls off of his pogo stick, and he smashes on the ground along with his pogo stick into impact. Peach continues to enjoy her tea.

Casper: I guess not.

Narrator: .....Larry who attempts to bulldoze the Mushroom Kingdom with a truck.....

Larry gets inside the truck and looks at all the buttons.

Larry: Hmmm. Time to take this baby for a test drive.

Casper: Put in the key and push your foot on…

Larry: I KNOW!

Larry gets out his ignition key and starts the engine. He laughs maniacally. Toad hears the truck loudly and wakes up from a nap.

Toad: What the...? What was that? *he hears Larry maniacally laughing while on the truck.* Ugh. Not again. *Angrily looks out the window and bring out a bomb.* KNOCK IT OFF! I'M TRYING TO TAKE A NAP! *He throws the bomb inside the truck.*

Larry realizes there's a bomb inside, and looks at the audience. He gets out of the truck and runs off screaming.

Larry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *The truck explodes. And as Larry runs off, one of the headlights smashes Larry into impact.* Ouch.

Daisy is waiting for Peach to come out of a bathroom. Rocky and the Koopalings peek behind a tree.

Narrator: While Daisy is sitting back while Peach is out, Rocky has another more trick up his sleeve. Rocky and the Koopalings hide under the tree. Cut to Rocky and the Koopalings under the tree.

Casper: What’s the plan?

Rocky: Okay, Casper. Here's what we's gonna do. I's gonna bring out da' piece of dynamite connected to da' blastin' machine. Ludwig, youse is deesguisin' the dynamite as a drink of orange sodie (Daisy's fa-ver-at'a). An' when Daisy drinks her orange sodie, Roy will blast her to smit-a-reens. Got that, kidsies.

Ludwig: You got it, Mr. Cheeser. My painting and modeling skills are absolutely inadequate.

Roy: Me too. I'll handle the explosives.

Casper: Are you sure you want to handle the dynamite. It could…

Roy: Shut up.

Casper: Don’t talk back to your elders, you…

Rocky: Never mind, Mr. J.

Casper: Alright.

Rocky: Good. Now, make ut' hap'un!

Fade transition. Ludwig paints the piece of dynamite into orange soda and puts the straw in the drink disguise, then goes to hide. Roy disguises himself so he can give the soda to Daisy.

Roy knocks and Daisy comes out.

Roy: Hello, would you like a soda?

Daisy: Oh. Orange soda. My favorite. Sure. *gives Ludwig money*

Roy: No, ma’am, it’s free.

Daisy: Oh, thanks.

Daisy takes drink and goes back in.

Roy (on with Casper: She took it!
Casper: Good. *chuckles*

Roy returns to the hiding place and pushes the handle down the blasting machine to trigger the explosive, but doesn't work. Cut to inside the castle, where Daisy drinks half of the orange soda drink for real.

Daisy: *laughs* Good, no poison.

She comes back out and throws it in a recycling bin. Roy found out there was something wrong with the explosive. Rocky and the other six Koopalings enter to see what's the trouble.

Rocky: What's going on?

Roy: I tried to trigger the explosive, but it didn't work. Daisy drank all of the orange soda, and after that she went back inside.

Rocky: Let me see 'dat drink.

Roy gives Rocky the orange soda. Rocky gets a sip of it, but it explodes causing Rocky and the Koopalings to be burnt to a crisp in the process, while the recycling bin is completely destroyed. They faint.

Casper: Did it work?

Iggy: Must have been the liquid that failed us.

Rocky: O'key. So, 'dat plan was a total fail.

Casper: Guess that answers it.

Cut back to Daisy, who is in the castle when Peach comes up to her.

Toad: Where were you?

Daisy: Some kid gave me a free soda.

Toad: Oh, that was nice of him.

Narrator: As the Koopalings got into their own individual settings. They had to many different things. Such as Iggy doing his daredevil act.....

Iggy got on one of roofs of Peach's Castle and looks at his target through the window.

Iggy: And, now, I, Iggy the Daredevil who crash right inside Peach's bedroom to the target.

Iggy starts his motorcycle and drives right into Peach's castle.

Iggy: WHOO-HOO!

One of Peach's tough guards resembles Cliff from CatDog, and he has features like Toad. He stops Iggy's daredevil act.

Iggy: Uh-oh.

Guard #1: The princess does not want to be awaken from her beauty sleep. So SCRAM!

The guard throws Iggy off of Peach's Castle, causing him and his motorcycle to land into impact. His motorcycle explodes when it lands into impact.

Iggy: Oooooowwwww.......My.........aching........back.......

Casper: Did it work?

Narrator: ........Wendy knocking on the door of Peach's castle to invite her to a ballet-off.......

Wendy knocks on the door. Someone opens it, which reveals it to be Princess Daisy.

Narrator: Except it was Princess Daisy, who takes care of her castle while Peach is at the store.

Wendy: Where's Princess Peach?

Daisy: She's on a date with Mario. I'm taking care of her castle.

Wendy: Hmm. Close enough. Would you like to do a.......ballet-off?

Daisy: You're on!

Wendy starts her more modern ballet dance moves, while Daisy starts her famous classical ballet dance moves.

Narrator: 3 hours later, Wendy started getting tired as she is about to get her final move to her more modern ballet dance. But Daisy finished off her classical ballet dance in a whole 3 hours, mainly because she was eating fruits and vegetables for a healthy nutrition and worked out on many exercise machines and did some stretching. That's what we like about Princess Daisy.

The mushroom retainer crowd chee after Daisy finishes off her classical ballet dance.

Crowd: *They pick Daisy up and chant, "Daisy!" for a whole 2 minutes. As Wendy faints and feels tired, then put her down gently and left.*

Daisy: So, scaly reptile girl. Guess what?

Wendy: Alright, alright! *coughs* You win. *gets up and walks back to her siblings* I'm guess I'm going back to my brothers now.

Daisy: *turns to the audience* I'd knew those ballet lessons have paid off.

Casper: (on walkie talkie to Wendy) Did it work?

Wendy: It’s like you’re taunting us.

Narrator: .....Morton Koopa Jr. attempting to be a Groucho Marx-type salesman......

Morton knocks on the door. Guard #1 opens it.

Guard #1: Look, Mo..... Uh......who are you?

Morton: I'm Groucho Marx Koopa! How are we today? Everything a-okay here?

Guard #1: What do you mean?

Casper (on walkie to Morton): Just say… some kind of sauce.

Morton: How's your meal? Anyone need special scoopa sauce?

Guard #1: Uh.......

Morton: I have an idea. How about a free Koopa's Scoopa Junior crew hats for the little tykes. *gives him out free Scoopa Koopa's Junior crew hats. Morton's mustache falls off.* Oops.

Guard #1: Wait a minute.....Mario is the one who shut down Scoopa Koopa's! And you! Yer not even Groucho Marx. *Takes Morton's fake cigar.* And this cigarette's fake. It's not made out of tobacco, but modeling clay. Nice try, Morty Koopa J.R. *gives him back the free Scoopa Koopa's Junior crew hats.* You can take these back! *turns Morton Koopa Jr. around and gives him the boot.* AND STAY OUT OF THE CASTLE! YA HEAR?!

Morton: Curses! *He flies further away and lands into impact, Jansen calls him.*

Casper: Did it work?

Fade back to the castle, where Daisy and Toad is talking to Luigi.

Toad: They’ve been trying to capture Peach all day, apparently.

Luigi: Don’t worry, I’ll get them routed altogether.

Daisy: How, though?

Luigi: Look out there.

Cut to the Koopalings and Rocky with a missle.

Rocky: (on talkie) Ok, Mr. J, where did you get this nuke?

Casper: A general who had considered using it in Angola.

Rocky: OK. FIRE!

Iggy and Lemmy launch missile.

Luigi: Uh oh!

Eats tanooki leaf. Then goes out.

Luigi: Got it!

Uses tanooki to make nuke turn around as the baddies look up.

Larry: Uh oh.

Ludwing: Come on, we got to stop it!

All take off in a clown car, but it’s too late. It explodes over the ocean, burning them all.

Rocky hears walkie talkie and answers.

Casper: Did it work?

Fade to Peach returning to her castle with Mario.

Mario: Hey, look.

Peach: Huh?
Cut to at Luigi and Daisy looking the charred remains of the truck Larry tried to use. Toad looks on as does the guard.

Peach: What happened here?

Luigi: A minor trifle.

Fade to Casper’s house, where Bower knocks and is answered, where upon Bowser shoves papers in to Casper’s hand.

Casper: What are these?

Bowser: My son and nephews’ medical bills.

Fade to outside of house.

Narrator: And so, the Mushroom Kingdom is saved again. I’m not saying the rest of the normal script, bye.

Fade out.
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GrishamAnimation1's avatar
Awesome. :)

Can you change the title "Daisy's Pagent" on top of the fanfic to "Operation: Castle Attack", please?